Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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