make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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