wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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