just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
