it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
did you just send me my own nude
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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