There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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