I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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