Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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