Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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