Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.