guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!