About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious