I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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