Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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