A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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