i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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