porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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