brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.