nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb