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(845): View more from New York

forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

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(614): View more from Ohio

trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

(240): View more from Maryland

Hypothermia

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(818): View more from California

Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Are we going out tonight?

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My conscience says no but my vag says yes

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(330): View more from Ohio

I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Um. We all know how I feel about sea life

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.

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