Grow some girl-balls and come out already
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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