forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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where are you?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.