after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
