So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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