Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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