that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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