11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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