Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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