Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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