# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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