Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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