I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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