I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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