If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I faked an abortion last night.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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