fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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