I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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