I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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