if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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