we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm always down for nudity.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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