Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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