you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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