I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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