The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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