Just fell off a train. Bad.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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