why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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