haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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