kristin has been a bad kristin
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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