Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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