oh god the rape fog is back!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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