So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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