Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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