i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
As shirtless as possible
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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