At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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