You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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