you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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