White coat. Heels.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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