i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
