Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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