forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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