Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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