I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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