She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's never too late to be topless.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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