i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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