YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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