have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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