Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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