dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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